"I feel the earth... move... under my feet"

Holy crap, that really was an earthquake on Monday!

A tiny, silly, weak excuse for an earthquake. With weak sauce.

But, hey, that's a little unusual around here.

I know what it is, though! Someone's blasting out an under-sea grotto so they can dock their submarine for nefarious purposes and disrupt... uhh...

..oh, I don't know, whatever you can disrupt on Lake Ontario. Cement barges or something. *sigh*